Alternate Tweet Theater:
- Installed the McSweeney’s app on my iPhone. Now it won’t let me listen to anything except The Decemberists and episodes of This American Life.
- The alternate name for the McSweeney’s iPhone app was “A Jailbreaking Work of Recurring Subscription Fees.”
- Regretting installing the McSweeney’s app. Damn phone just dropped one of my calls because I said “Bored to Death” bored me to death.
- (cont.) The worst part is that I can’t tell if it was mad I was disparaging Jonathan Ames, or just disappointed I couldn’t be more original.
- Just installed the McSweeney’s app on my iPhone. It hasn’t made me any cooler, but by god I have some opinions about steampunk.
- The McSweeney’s iPhone app is getting us one step closer to the Dan Liebert twitter account that the world is waiting for.
Origin: aedison







